Caged Hamster Feels Sorry for Owner
A hamster living in a cage has raised concerns about the man who feeds him.
Peanut, who spends much of his free time running on a wheel, said his owner’s daily routine is “seriously worrying.”
“He commutes to work, goes to the gym, gets home when it’s dark, then eats a powdered protein mixture while standing near the fridge,” Peanut said. “He could do anything with his life. Why choose this?”
The hamster has tried to get his owner to stop doomscrolling, drinking heavily, masturbating, and crying at his reflection, but it’s “like talking to a brick wall,” he said.
“I’ve become more grateful for the life I have,” Peanut claimed, citing a whole food diet, the cat passing away last year, and several hours a day to “do whatever I want.”
“I used to think I was trapped,” he added, stuffing a sunflower seed deeper into his cheek cavity. “Now I feel quite lucky.”