Depressed Towel Considered Too Large for Hands and Too Small for Body
This week's letter comes from a towel, who wrote in complaining it feels undervalued by the household it belongs to.
The towel has spent the last three years at the back of the airing cupboard, only surfacing recently to help mop up a child's sick. It claims to have watched several newer towels get regular use, and is going through a very though time, although it still believes it has value left to give.
When asked whether the vomit incident had anything to do with its prolonged unemployment, the towel replied:
Unfortunately, the problem existed before then. My mother always said I was exactly the wrong size. Too large for hands and too small for a body.”
We thank the towel for writing in and sharing its vulnerability.
We would also like to remind our readers, especially towels living in the UK, that professional help is available for depressed or dysmorphic fabrics.
We hope the towel's fortunes change soon. Perhaps with a pool party, a home birth, anything with lots of fluids.
Featured contributors receive The Daily Pyre mug and a signed portrait of the editor.