A young man has expressed relief after a fart he released in a swimming pool became trapped under the steps at the shallow end.
The unidentified man said he had been worried that the unexpected eruption of filthy bubbles would spread across the swimming lane and expose him.
‘Luckily it got trapped under the steps,’ he said. ‘No one knows it was me.’
The Daily Pyre understands he is now concerned about whoever gets into the pool next and disturbs it.
‘They could end up getting the blame.’
For now, the coast is clear.