Funny Feeling Turns Out to Be Worse Than That
A Nottingham man who woke yesterday with what he described as “a funny feeling” has since confirmed it was “much worse than that.”
“I thought something felt a bit off, but what followed was entirely uncalled for,” he explained.
The remainder of the day has not been disclosed out of respect for those involved.
The Daily Pyre understands the feeling has since been upgraded to “the sort of thing you don’t come back from.”