Man Returns to Work with Head Stuck in Massage Table

A London sales executive has returned to work with his head still stuck in a massage table, after firefighters concluded it would be impossible to remove without causing extensive damage.

Martin Cole, 42, arrived at the office on Monday morning with the padded table attached to his head, following what he described as “an intense relaxation treatment.”

“The emergency services did the best they could,” Cole explained. “I’d like to thank them. Luckily, the face hole means I can continue my work.”

Colleagues said Cole had made a determined effort to resume normal duties, despite the table making it difficult.

The executive team initially raised concerns about productivity, but later admitted Cole’s condition had made him “noticeably calmer in meetings.”

Cole said he still intended to go to the pub after work, although he accepted getting the Tube home would be “tricky, but not impossible.”

Despite the setback, Cole said he was trying to stay positive, adding that he could still “see the light at the end of the hole.”

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